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Blonde Moment #472

October 16, 2009 - Kathleen Palumbo
Admit it ladies…being blonde has both it’s up and down sides. On the upside, we can save a fortune in the summer using the sun for natural highlights, and those of us “over 40” blondes are much less likely to turn grey! 
 
Then of course, we have blonde jokes, which personally, I’ve never really taken offense to and honestly, find that “wow – what a blonde moment,” self-deprecating humor a great way to excuse some genuinely embarrassing moments. 
 
For instance, last week I made an early morning stop at Dunkin Donuts for  coffee. I’d gotten up and left the house ten minutes early all in my quest for that one cup of bliss.  I ordered at the drive-thru, paid at the window and pulled away. 
 
It wasn’t until I was sitting at a traffic light and reached for that heavenly first sip when I realized I had driven away “coffeeless.”  With no time to go back, I spent my morning pining away for my “at large” beverage. 
 
I’m fully aware that my absent-mindedness had much less to do with my hair color and more to do with the fact that my schedule resembles that of a Tasmanian devil lately, but hey…I can take a joke.   I’m certain the blonde jokes abounded at my local DD that morning. 
How many blondes does it take to hit the drive thru for a cup of coffee?  Apparently, two... one to order and pay and one to actually remember to TAKE it !!
 

 
 

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